Client Servicing!

amit:Will you be able to share the MIS and WAP push report on a daily basis.
me: yes *anything for my downloads*
amit: Will you be able to do the targeted push on a regular basis?
me:yes *why not....he still doubts*
amit: Will you be able to design a WAP zone as i say?
me: yes *thts wat i do dude*
amit: Where is the wap push report for yest?
me: mailing * was working on it since morning*
amit: Wats your wap push capacity?
me:50K* thanks to u*
amit: Will get it increased to 1L
me:ok*love u*
amit:Listen i need to increase the ARPU of Alive users
me: gr8 * love u all the more*
amit: Design a zone called Deep Desire
me : ok * now he is talking sense*
amit: it will have a POD ,KF zone and a packaged content
me: ok * He has loads of brain- takes time to tell this to others*
amit: it will be Rs.5 per entry
me : ok * He knows how to extract money...i like him- it gets soo difficult with others*
amit: dnt replicate it in any other circle
me: Ok * its so unfair*
amit: Promise daily MIS
me: ok * anything for u*
amit: Make good banner
me:ok *we always make good banners*
amit: Need the link to go live by eod.
me: Ya * we all r superhumans at Hungama but mere mortals at WTC*
amit: You will update me
me: Ya * you will chase me till the time i update u*
amit: I want to do cric contest,monthend sale, jokes service,Club zone, spl arnd tht new movie.
me : Ya * why not i n my team are working 24x7 only for u*
amit: All the things i said hope you have noted?
me: Ya * I talk to a person like u without my note pad*
amit: Ok roll out all of it
me:Ya * Poor me - can he pay half of his sal to me?*
amit: BTW hope we are on track with our targets?
me: Ya v much * how can v miss the track?*
amit: Listen i am moving from this job!
me: oh ok * wow! n u didnt tell me*
amit: Hope u will support my colleague in a similar way?
me : ya * hope he has brains and attitude as much as u*
amit: ok bye
me: Where r u going?*My first chance to speak up*
amit: I am shifting base
me: cool
amit: will keep u posted.
me: thanks * that wld be great*

We hang up....after 30 sec trrrrng

amit: hey forgot to tell u - u have a good rbt...do we have it on airtel?
me: Ya - will send u the code
amit: ok bye
me : bye.

Hungama!

As the name suggests its all about doing Hungama! Work,people,Clients and thy boss..its hungama all thru!As A puts it - Hungama is a cult,to be precise Hungama Mobile is a cult,where people come in, get trapped and then they can eat,drink and sleep only work!Whats so unique about it?The ambience *you will be scared when u see the entry*, the place *its got yellow pillars*,the people*all of them are mad,infact that a prerequiste to get hired in Hungama*,the boss*hmm...Unique & Vague*,Work*we sell bollywood on mobile - n listening to songs is a part of our work*,Clients*Blackies & Katties of the world- people with brains and attitude & i love them*,Food *Ever heard of Laxmi - thts the fave of all Hungamaites*,beverages*Our vending machine doesnt work half of the time and we survive on hot water*.....

This place mesmerizes me every day!!

Food!!

A: Hey listen i know you since last 7 yrs...n we have being married for last 4 yrs...
S: Wow! then do we celebrate?
A: Hmm lemme check if we can go out for a dinner today!
S: Gr8! to which place?
A: Lets see...a mista paaji or steaming momos...which ever u feel like!depends on lot of stuff?
S: How about a candle light dinner?
A: ya why not!
S: Shld i book a table at Blue?
A: Thts expensive...
S: Ya...
S: Listen 7 yrs...when have we gone out for a candle light dinner...but on a second thought i dont want to coz u dnt knw wat it means...u cant talk over meals
A: Ya becoz ...when u eat u eat!!
S: Ya but candle light dinner is not abt eating...its abt togetherness... n its abt romance
A: Hmm ...how can u romance over food...
S: God ur impossible...
A: So...wats new....
S: I still love u the most...n i think i am a nut
A: WATs NEW !!