Friday, December 28, 2007

Why?

Yesterday on my way back home, at Andheri station, I saw a kid maybe 8-10 yrs crying in a corner and was surrounded by a policeman (who was chewing pan/gutka) and a man yelling at the kid! I don't know the reason but something compelled me to wait and watch. So I stopped where i was and heard the one way talk of the man to the kid. No one else was talking! I could hardly understand a thing, but I was feeling sad, very sad. What a kid of that age would have done wrong? Or why would he have done whatever he would have done wrong? I felt helpless, very helpless! Wish I could do something about it.
The place I work for targets entertaining kids, but aren’t there enough kids who need food more than entertainment? Aren’t there kids who don’t know what childhood is all about? Aren’t there kids who need love more than anything else? Why are we so insensitive to the issue, or why cant we stand up or rather to begin with me, why cant I stand up and do something constructive for the millions of kids who don’t have food, school, parents, Mickey mouse!
My daughter is so precious to me.I feel she is an answer to all my prayers and whenever I see these kids I see the same eyes...advika's eyes, hungry for love, wanting protection, wanting a pat, wanting a hug, wanting me! Why can't I do something. Am i afraid, afraid of what and why?Politics, Politicians, Goons, Prostitutes, Gangs,Police? Am I suppose to be scared of them?WHY? I am scared of sadness and gloom?But why? Why can't i stand up? Why? Ya it will not pay me money! So ! Is money all tht we ask for in life? Why do i kill my consicence? Why?

Monday, December 17, 2007

Tagged:Wicked Me!

On the face of it i come across as a simpleton and naive *anyone can vouch for this*.People who dont know me easily believe that i am as innocent as a sheep (*in wolves clothing - for those who know*). But I love to be wicked and to be honest i am not always at it (i am usually good to people).Its only when circumstances make me behave WICKED i do!

Incident mentioned here is dated in year 2002.

Mrids and I use to share a room in Lajpat Nagar! We both were on our first assignment(job).Mrids use to work with Maersk and me with Goodyear Tyres.On the first Diwali chutti we were desperate for a break and reach our respective homes. We had booked our tickets well in advance. We left work really early and left from Lajpat at about 4.Both of us had a train from New Delhi Railway Station, me at 6 and mrids at 5.30.Diwali had just started and Delhi was crowded like crazy. We couldn’t make it to station on time and we both missed our trains. Mrids somehow managed getting into a train and reaching home by next morning.

With me however it was different case, next train to Nagpur was next day noon. So i went to stay with Ashish's buaji and then took the ticket next day and managed to get into Kerala Express that halts in Nagpur. Air Tickets were very costly at that time. Even a thought of taking air route crossed once our mind.

Got into a second class compartment and hogged on a Side Sleeper seat coz it was empty. I was happily sitting there, thinking how lucky am i to get a seat in such a crowded train! My happiness was short lived, a Mallu guys came over and started claiming the seat i was sitting on!!!

So i gave him a look straight out of hindi movie- kareena kapoor daft look or as i and reshma call it - did a namrata on him and said "I sat here first so this is my seat"!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA...I couldn’t believe myself that i said that and it was me who did it! Poor guy was shocked beyond point and didn’t know what to say in reply.He got my ticket done and did let me sit there the entire night(this train took more time than normal trains to cover 1094kms).This train was crowded to the hilt. People were even sleeping on the train floor and two people were sleeping on a seat. On this particular seat that i was sitting had company of two more. One this mallu guy and one uncle and one me! The seat belonged to the mallu guy and uncle and i was a guest. This guy actually fought with uncle so that i could also share the seat.
Next day before Nagpur arrived i clarified my daftness to this guy and he was surprised and was feeling foolish for getting fooled by someone like me!I don't recollect his name,but he took my id and he is added on my msn list.He did chat after that and i had to explain and narrate the entire story to him! We had a good hearty laugh at my wickedness and his foolishness!!!!

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Me too...!

Had been meaning to do this post for long time now! Good that Reshma tagged me. I was not able to figure out how to start this one or rather from where to start cause it happened slowly and eventually.

Cut to – shot 1:
Location: IIT Delhi, Kailash Hostel- Room no.SA 7
Span: Just entered IIT

Mrids: Hey Anjali and I were in the same engg college?? * we didn’t have enough gossip by then, it was just third or fourth day at IIT*
Prema:Who Anjali? * Prema actually bothered asking- we were 8 girls in our class*
Mrids: The same girl who keeps on talking to a guy called Rahul!!*mrids cannot think beyond guys*
Ritu: Who Rahul? * All of us were interested in knowing abt our batchmates- esp guys*
Mrids: Rahul has a very cute girlfriend!! * Really what an info to trace Anjali*
Yuga: Abe kabhi toh sensible bola kar!!! *Yuga was/is a masterpiece- everyday Yuga would start her day by saying – f*$K! I missed my class!*
All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA * We loved laughing at just abt anything or everything*
Mrids: Acha kal intro kara dugi ¡!! * We really didn’t bother asking/questioning who was she gonna introduce us to – Rahul,Anjali or Rahul’s GF*

Cut to – Shot 2:
Location: IIT Delhi, Classroom

By this time we got to know who Anjali was and I and Ritu (Ritu and I were room-mates) were wondering who Rahul is (Ya we were still keen). A tall, huge and handsome guy used to keep on talking to Anjali after every class and we assumed he was Rahul – Anjali’s good friend and who has a very cute GF!!

Cut to – Shot 3:
Location: IIT Delhi, Momaya’s Class (Momaya use to teach us – Creative Problem Solving and he knew Japanese Language – he use to sing in Japanese, and he was wafer thin)

Momaya: All of u will have to break-up in groups of 4 or 5 to do weekly assignments. The mix has to be between girls and boys- there can be no group which has only girls or only boys!!!

Well but the snob that I was *I am still tho* I hardly bothered to interact with any of the guys in our class. Mrids had formed a group already with Anjali and 3 other guys (Vikram, NK and Mohan). Ritu had formed a group with Harith and 2 other batchmates. I was left alone…came in Sarika…who also had already formed a group of four with other classmates, but she sed she will speak to the grp leader and let me know if I can join their group. So Rahul (Anjali’s good friend) came over and said “Hi , I am Ashish you can join our group”, as though I am a damsel in distress and would die without his consent of joining the group. So the group was formed – Atul, Sarika, Ashish S , Ashish G and Suruchi.

Well that was the beginning of our story! So it was not love at first sight for either of us. We started working together, making assignments, presentations, working at labs at odd hours, and it was a lot about just two us doing this cause Atul had to travel a lot, Sarika was a day scholar and she stayed at the other end of Delhi and had to travel for like good 2 hrs. Ashish G moved out of our grp within a month. So it was me and Ashish, making word docs, surfing, learning , googling, long walks from lab to hostel, hunting food, spending time at coffee shop, waiting at the booth to talk our respective parents and so on! Amidst all of this, Ashish had a very bad habit he was a chain smoker, used to smoke after every 15 mins and I used to be troubled a lot by it!He eventually found out that his smoking was causing problem and stopped smoking during the time we use spend time together! Well, that did impress me a lot, and I thought he has quit smoking. So during the first visit to SN market, I got a poster for him which read – Thank You for not smoking and had Dennis on it. I had thought of gifting it to him…hmm but!

It was otherwise, got to know from Amby – Yuga’s friend that he still does smoke I was actually taking it far *moron that I was* by assuming that he quit smoking just because I didn’t like it. Well , that day on our walk back to the hostel from the lab, I told him my concern and expressed my anger*dnt know why* ! That day something special started brewing between the two of us. I didn’t think of naming it then cause it was very nascent and I didn’t know whether it was meant to be serious or we were going to be just good friends.

So things continued, each passing day, we grew closer to each other, talking endlessly about almost everything under the sun, discussing study, career, family , movies, books, friends. We use to be for each other all the time.

And then came Rendezvous – IIT’s annual fest. Its real fun with movies, music shows, jams, competitions etc. Mrids, Vikram, Ritu, Vipul , Ashish, Me, Sarika , Atul,Raman had a blast of time spending lot of time with each other…then came the last day at the fest ! I wore a black wrap and T and that was 24th of September. 25th is Vipul’s b’day so we all decided to give him surprise. Raman and Ritu got cake and we were all out enjoying that day! After sometime, four of us,vikram mridula, me and ashu decided to go to the lab! Don’t know why though! Ashu took this opportunity and said that he loves me and I said ya me too without a lapse of a second!! Hmm too much for the commitment! But neither of us looked back from then on its seven years now from that day I we still feel that there is so much more between the two of us that It can last for 7 more life to come!

P.S: I should mention Mridula and Yuga who acted as a catalyst but it will take another post to explain!

Thursday, December 06, 2007

The 4s of my life!

Picked this one from Reshma...coz on the face of it, it looks quiet simple, nice and to the point

Four women I admire:
- Deeps (my sis in-law- coz of her straightforwardness, casualness and girth)
- Reshma (for her attitude, brains, sense of humor and madness)
- Priyanka (for her sensibility, her knack of managing people and lots of madness)
- Mridula (for her chirpiness, CAN SAY ANYTHING attitude, brains and lots of madness)

Four favourite foods:
- Sizzlers - mushroom in pepper sauce
- Paani Puri
- Croissant
- Death by chocolate

Four jobs i've had:
- MT- Goodyear Tyres
- Product Manager - Bharti
- a/c head -hungama
- Manager- Walt Disney Internet Group


Four favourite drinks:
- Hot Chocolate Fudge (Nirula's and Corner House)
- Anti made coffee
- Vodka with sprite
- Frappe

Four fondest memories:
- Assignments at IIT labs - cherish the time spend there
- Hostel life at IIT
- Sales stint with Goodyear Tyres
- Kabir's Shaadi in Chandigarh

Four unforgettable days:
- 25th Septemeber
- 21st june
- 22nd June
- 5th July

Four things i should work on:
- My figure
- My teeth
- Spending more time with Advika & Ashu
- Writing Blogs

Anyone who has not updated his/her blog for long can start with this one!!

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Quotes!

There is no passion like that of a functionary for his function!
- Georges Clemenceau

Sunday, September 30, 2007

Quriks!!!

5 Quirks out of the perfect me! Well listed below:

1.I am a horrible singer but i still sing on any instance/situation and i comfortably forget my surroundings */reshma has disowned me lot many times when i use to sing on train. Mrids still recalls the horrifying incidents when i use to insist on singing the crapy bollywood numbers,much to embrassement of mrids and Madhu*/

2. If i am connected to internet I cease to exist in the real world and i get transformed into a virtual nerd.

3. I like to have cosmetics which are really expensive!i recently got a Mac compact worth Rs.1400 (too much for a compact),Loreal lipstick worth Rs.725,Burberry Perfume worth Rs. 1300 and i am always tempted to buy more of it.(Got some tips from reshma on buying stuff from Body Shop -thats going to me next shopping ground) and those who know me/saw me can swear i dont use any of it.

4. i gulp vodka like water...esp if its absolut...

5. i have a quirk of collecting idols of Lord Ganesha, i find him really cute.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Mahim Church Post

Mahim Church Read today -

Any act done with totatlity becomes a prayer.

Monday, August 20, 2007

Animal Instincts

They say the universe was formed by one big bang and slowly an evolution set in where one amoeba transfigured into so many creatures. So I believe that all humans by and large have some animal traits. So much so that I have started associating people I come across with various animals. It just helps me understand them better

Few interesting association listed below:

My friends and even my husband can be associated to a creature and some of them are even self proclaimed animals. My dear hubby loves dogs & thinks he has lot of dog characters. One of my friend purrs and meows like a cat and believes she has nine lives.

One more, very strong association that I made was with a Leech. The characteristics were so similar to that person that I can’t help listing few:

- Leech is very primitive & invertebrate creature.
- Leech is slimy
- Leech makes sure that ones you are its host it will not let u know that you are a HOST indeed.
- Leech will keep on using u till the time it get full and will fall off as though nothing has ever happened once it’s full.
- It gets extremely difficult to remove leech from the host till the time it’s not full.
- To remove the leech you have to break it.
- After the leech is removed the wound keeps on bleeding for long hours.
- And ofcourse, it doesn't believe in giving back, it’s a parasite.
- Its better not to venture in the leech effected areas.

Thursday, August 09, 2007

Compliments!


I am bad at reacting to compliments! Dnt know what to say when people say - you are looking good, you work well etc.But today was a very special compliment from a very special person.My daughter. Dont know if she understood what she said or she meant what she said.
I got dressed for work early in the morning and was rushing out and just asked her "how was i looking"...she looked at me gave me cute smile and said you are looking like a doll...my first reaction was what? and she said it again you are looking like a doll.
It touched my heart and felt really good. Thats what compliment are meant to do?Maybe - lesson learnt for the day!

Thats why Gods are praised too :)

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

One of those Days!

- When u feel left out and ignored...and u dnt know by whom!

- When u feel your phone should ring (boss or client pls xcuse) - and u just don't know whose call would get that smile back!

- When u feel the world is all abt home and office and in this hohum you wish for a break and still u dnt want an outing.

- When u feel u deserve much more than what you have and you still feel you are making enough!

- When u feel that you have everything in life and you are still missing something and you dont know what!

- When u feel that you have all and you still need a lot!

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Potter Mania!

S: i wish i could send you howlers!!! why u never pick your phone???????
A: Howlers you cant send me !!! u r a muggle!
S: Well you never know!We are not suppose use magic on Muggles :)
A: WAT!!!!!!!!! so ur adding Love potion in my food????
S: Love Potion and you? You must be kidding?? i will have to take my O.W.L again then...HAHAHAHA
A: Hmm...u never know might be its working! Gurlz in my ofc think i am cool n Handsome
S: HAHAHAHAHAHA! do u even know anyone? ok tell me one gurlz name...
A: How does it matter!!
S: Its getting cold here!
A: do u think dementors are going to attack?S
s: Its suddenly feeling unhappy!!
A: I am using a Portkey and going to some place where there is no WORK n BOSS!!
S: Yeah! Lets do that
A: At times I wish I could just apparate from VT to our Home! Travelling the muggle way is so difficult!

Thursday, July 05, 2007

The Pirates Story!

Dedicated to all those who want to know what the PIRATES phenomenon is all about:

Capt Jack Sparrow is one of the nine Pirates in the world and captain of the infamous Pirate ship Black Pearl and is the lord of the Caribbean Sea.The Kraken (sea monster) drags the body and soul of Jack to Davy Jones' locker at the end of Dead Man's chest.

Elizabeth Swann is daughter of Weatherby Swann,Elizabeth has a fascination of pirates after a run-in as a young girl. Adept at Sword Fight from her time spent with Will and on the Black Pearl.She seals Jack's fate in his fight against the karken in Dead Man's Chest.

Will Turner is a blacksmith apprentice in Port Royal when he flees with Jack to rescue Elizabeth Swann.He learns that his father is Bootstrap Bill Turner ,an indentured servant to Davy Jones and a member of the cursed crew of the flying Dutchman and wants to rescue him.

Barbossa is an undead captain of the Black Pearl,after he led a mutiny against Jack Sparrow to take control of the ship.Barbossa appears in Tia Dalma's Shack at the end of Dead Man's Chest.

Davy Jones is captain of the feared Ghost ship ,The Flying Dutchman,and the controller of the Kraken that takes Jack's life at the end of Dead Man's chest. He has the ability to control the soul of any pirate,even those that are cursed.

In Pirates 3, it is death to Pirates and all who associate with them, as Marshall Law is declared by Lord Beckett of the East India Co. The Pirates must convene at Shipwreck’s cove, Nine Pirate Captain Lords must come together to preserve their existence with their talisman. There are eight living pirates; the ninth is Capt. Jack Sparrow who is captured by Davy Jones! Elizabeth,Will, Barbossa along with Calypso the Goddess of the Sea embark to bring Jack back from the dead. In the pursuit Jack is saved, Elizabeth becomes the King of The Pirates and Will becomes the Capt of the ‘Flying Dutchman’ and he can return to land every ten years!

Friday, June 29, 2007

Disney!



If you work for DISNEY:

1. You should love fairy tales.

2. Believe that eveyone who loves like those 6 princesses - Cinderella,Snow White,Jasmine,Ariel,Belle,Aurora will LIVE HAPPILY EVERAFTER.

3. Trust that true love will happen at first sight.

4. Know for the fact that Pooh,Piglet,Eyeore,Tigger are best friends and are witty to the core!

5. Use Disney merchandise to get the feel of the brand - Notebook,Waterbottle,Umbrella,pencils,Clothes,Raincoat.You name them and they have it.

6. Mickey,Donald,Goofy,Pluto,Minnie are BIG 5 of Disney!

DISNEY - Its a Brand!! Its entertainment dignified! Its happineess,joy,fun ANIMATED! Its revnue model beyond my comprehension!Its fun to be part of this and hope i am able to do justice to my work here!

Pooh n the piglet!

Friday, June 01, 2007

Lesser Known Facts on ME!

Reshma Tagged me to write 9 unknown things about me. So here you go…these things are not unknown but are the lesser known facts on me!

1. I would have been wearing ONLY skimpy and smart clothes if it was not for my figure!

2. I would have been a hard core Party Animal – if I wouldn’t have thought that I can only study at nights during my college days and now that I can’t leave Advika on a weekend and enjoy without her (she loves dancing too)!

3. I would have loved globe trotting and we didn’t go for our honeymoon! (We had gone to Mahabaleshwar last yr for 2 days 2 yrs after our marriage)! I will always hold a grudge for this!

4. I love to eat good food as in anything that tastes nice and is adequately warm and neatly served and despite many attempts I can’t make myself eat nonveg.

5. I love chatting with my friends (People who just know me think I don’t speak at all)

6. I love good music (As of date I have a ME N73 with not a single song loaded…I don’t know which music I love)

7. I look very docile but when people talk to me they know what I am made of! People are actually scared of me also at my work place…My hubby & reshma can empathise with them they say!!

8. I love baking cakes and delicacy that are out of this world (though I don’t remember when is the last time I baked a cake)


9. I like to finish a book in a go otherwise it doesn’t interest me !

Life!

Life is very simple!

You either live or u die...!

Monday, April 23, 2007

Client Servicing!

amit:Will you be able to share the MIS and WAP push report on a daily basis.
me: yes *anything for my downloads*
amit: Will you be able to do the targeted push on a regular basis?
me:yes *why not....he still doubts*
amit: Will you be able to design a WAP zone as i say?
me: yes *thts wat i do dude*
amit: Where is the wap push report for yest?
me: mailing * was working on it since morning*
amit: Wats your wap push capacity?
me:50K* thanks to u*
amit: Will get it increased to 1L
me:ok*love u*
amit:Listen i need to increase the ARPU of Alive users
me: gr8 * love u all the more*
amit: Design a zone called Deep Desire
me : ok * now he is talking sense*
amit: it will have a POD ,KF zone and a packaged content
me: ok * He has loads of brain- takes time to tell this to others*
amit: it will be Rs.5 per entry
me : ok * He knows how to extract money...i like him- it gets soo difficult with others*
amit: dnt replicate it in any other circle
me: Ok * its so unfair*
amit: Promise daily MIS
me: ok * anything for u*
amit: Make good banner
me:ok *we always make good banners*
amit: Need the link to go live by eod.
me: Ya * we all r superhumans at Hungama but mere mortals at WTC*
amit: You will update me
me: Ya * you will chase me till the time i update u*
amit: I want to do cric contest,monthend sale, jokes service,Club zone, spl arnd tht new movie.
me : Ya * why not i n my team are working 24x7 only for u*
amit: All the things i said hope you have noted?
me: Ya * I talk to a person like u without my note pad*
amit: Ok roll out all of it
me:Ya * Poor me - can he pay half of his sal to me?*
amit: BTW hope we are on track with our targets?
me: Ya v much * how can v miss the track?*
amit: Listen i am moving from this job!
me: oh ok * wow! n u didnt tell me*
amit: Hope u will support my colleague in a similar way?
me : ya * hope he has brains and attitude as much as u*
amit: ok bye
me: Where r u going?*My first chance to speak up*
amit: I am shifting base
me: cool
amit: will keep u posted.
me: thanks * that wld be great*

We hang up....after 30 sec trrrrng

amit: hey forgot to tell u - u have a good rbt...do we have it on airtel?
me: Ya - will send u the code
amit: ok bye
me : bye.

Hungama!

As the name suggests its all about doing Hungama! Work,people,Clients and thy boss..its hungama all thru!As A puts it - Hungama is a cult,to be precise Hungama Mobile is a cult,where people come in, get trapped and then they can eat,drink and sleep only work!Whats so unique about it?The ambience *you will be scared when u see the entry*, the place *its got yellow pillars*,the people*all of them are mad,infact that a prerequiste to get hired in Hungama*,the boss*hmm...Unique & Vague*,Work*we sell bollywood on mobile - n listening to songs is a part of our work*,Clients*Blackies & Katties of the world- people with brains and attitude & i love them*,Food *Ever heard of Laxmi - thts the fave of all Hungamaites*,beverages*Our vending machine doesnt work half of the time and we survive on hot water*.....

This place mesmerizes me every day!!

Food!!

A: Hey listen i know you since last 7 yrs...n we have being married for last 4 yrs...
S: Wow! then do we celebrate?
A: Hmm lemme check if we can go out for a dinner today!
S: Gr8! to which place?
A: Lets see...a mista paaji or steaming momos...which ever u feel like!depends on lot of stuff?
S: How about a candle light dinner?
A: ya why not!
S: Shld i book a table at Blue?
A: Thts expensive...
S: Ya...
S: Listen 7 yrs...when have we gone out for a candle light dinner...but on a second thought i dont want to coz u dnt knw wat it means...u cant talk over meals
A: Ya becoz ...when u eat u eat!!
S: Ya but candle light dinner is not abt eating...its abt togetherness... n its abt romance
A: Hmm ...how can u romance over food...
S: God ur impossible...
A: So...wats new....
S: I still love u the most...n i think i am a nut
A: WATs NEW !!

Friday, February 23, 2007

Google!!!

How n why can google think so ahead of time and why cant i??well the answer is obvious i am a petty person earning a monthly sal n working for Mo's co. and Page is a millionarie...As a kid i had soo many questions which were not answered...n i always thot if there cld b a thing/person/anything (didnt know about Internet then)...who wld solve all my doubts at a stroke and give answer to all my stupid ques...i grew up finding none :(...then during my MBA days found a site called GOOGLE...wow it was my answer to all...as in all queries...wish i had it before...anything and everything you want to know was just a click away (was like a dream coming true)...so much so that i even sed to my frens tht we are doing PGDGM (Post Graduate Diploma in Google Manangement) ...hmm....n it keeps on still mesmerising me with its innovative stuff...never liked yahoo msn messengers coz they use to make me divert a lot from what i was doing...n then came gtalk...i always wanted something like this...n then Orkut...wow...thts awesome n is a rage these days...n the latest Bloggers...i have 6 accounts n i dnt remember the pwd for any...but now i can log-in using google ...wow...thts wat i always wanted...how do they know this...guess they study demand with precision n come up with excellent products...thanks for what google has done to the internet world...life SIMPLIFIED!!!!!!!!! Salute to the brains behid all this!!